Greetings from the Early Universe! It’s a lot less complicated out here. There’s no global pandemic, the universe is of much lower entropy, and I’m bathing in primordial soup made of Quark-Gluon plasma. It’s quite hot and dense, similar to the way I like my showers. I quite like it here and I may never return. Who needs the complexity of the Universe as it is today, anyway? It has been a little while since I last did a written report. It turns out that doing a residency during a pandemic is a slow challenge. Navigating lockdown and curfews has …